When we first get to the vet, Mikey is always happy to be there because he gets a ton of extra attention. After they take his temperature, he usually decides that it’s actually safer to hide under the bench in the examination room.
I Really don’t undestand society’s idea of “beautiful” people have to see all of your bodys’ bones to say that you’re beautiful. You have to be skinny to death…people, a women without curves its like a jean without pockets, you don’t know where to put your hands. ;) Im not fat because I can’t wear size 0,1, or 3 pants. Im proud to be a “latina” with my curves and all <333
This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever read on this site. Oh, the “jeans without pockets thing”, super original. And why are you “Latina?” Suspicious quotation marks are suspicious. Learn proper capitalization and punctuation, please. I’ve taken the time to bold everything that’s wrong with your pathetic attempt at bullying people that happen to be smaller than you. <3
Last night, I had a dream that I was in the new High School and getting from class to class was a huge adventure because it was the size of the whole city. I needed a band aid because I had cut the tip of my finger off but the nurse was an evil witch so when I said I needed a wrap around one instead of one of the little dot ones, she scoffed and laughed manically like a movie villain.
I went back the next day and confronted her only to find out that she kept all of the bad things about the world in a jar, and having it in her possession made her soul heavy. I feel like it’s important to mention that she looked exactly like Miranda Lambert. I suggested she make a new jar with good things about the world so she could stop being such a bitter bitch.
Can we talk about how Miley Cyrus literally went from about a 6 or 7 out of 10 to a perfect 10 pretty much over night?
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