Seriously, how long do gnats live?

mynotsomajesticdailylife:

Because we’ve had this one little asswipe hanging out in our bedroom for a week. We never see it anywhere else in the house, no matter how long we leave the bedroom door open.

Update: Spencer caught it with his hands.

#abouttofalloff #beaglelife #pitbullmix

#abouttofalloff #beaglelife #pitbullmix

Seriously, how long do gnats live?

Because we’ve had this one little asswipe hanging out in our bedroom for a week. We never see it anywhere else in the house, no matter how long we leave the bedroom door open.

Sunday, October 19 2014.

Sold Spencer’s drums.

The email address I was in contact with had the name “Katherine” and I was more than a little surprised to see a man at the door. A hot 20 something man. Who I mean was nice to look at but more threatening than a woman would have been since I’m home alone right now. So I put Mikey on the patio but kept Tobi inside since he has a habit of getting people with bad vibes to back up. He was nice though and paid the $375 in cash. So yay road money.

Now I have an anxiety headache from strange man in my apartment and awkward social interaction. Adulthood, man.

I was literally mid-sneeze

But the giant inhale made my chest hurt so much that I screamed and then the sneeze went away.

5footabstract:

I hate that we can’t openly crave love without appearing to lack self-love. Intimacy is a necessity and no one should ever feel like they’re robbing themselves of anything by asking for someone to share that kind of love with them. You’re not weak because you want someone to look at you like you’re gold. You can look at yourself like you’re gold but I promise that the greatest thing we’ll share as humans is a connection. Connect.

Everything I want in a chip.

Everything I want in a chip.

The other day when I was putting Tobias in his crate to get ready for work, Mikey walked right in there with him. Because I was (as always) running late, I didn’t want to have to wrestle him out only to have Tobi escape and blah blah blah. So left them both in one crate. When I returned home that day, Mikey was clearly less stressed and almost completely drool free. So begins a new phase of crating. We opened the side doors on both crates and let them be together, now. #twodoglife #beaglelife

The other day when I was putting Tobias in his crate to get ready for work, Mikey walked right in there with him. Because I was (as always) running late, I didn’t want to have to wrestle him out only to have Tobi escape and blah blah blah. So left them both in one crate. When I returned home that day, Mikey was clearly less stressed and almost completely drool free. So begins a new phase of crating. We opened the side doors on both crates and let them be together, now. #twodoglife #beaglelife

#belowgroundlevel

#belowgroundlevel